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The Good & Bad Of Kimye’s Pregnancy:
The Good: One of the most prolific hip-hop artists is reproducing, passing those sometimes-genius genes onto a new generation.
The Bad: The other half of its genes will consist of a Kardashian cocktail.
The Good: More Kanye on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”
The Bad: The completely unnecessary but totally-happening “Kimye Birthing Special” on the E! Network.
The Good: The conspiracy theories about the pregnancy.
The Bad: The realization that it’s still going to happen.
The Good: Fat Kim.
The Bad: The humanized and emotionally-identifiable Fat Kim and subsequent maternity line.
The Good: At least it’s not a Hilton reproduction.
The Bad: It’s still a Kardashian: The Next Generation.
The Good: All the Beyonce shade.
The Bad: All the Kris Jenner support and “Mom of the Year” bullsh*t.
The Good: Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Remixes of Kanye West.
The Bad: The Kanye West baby-love concept album.
The Good: The Kanye West Instagram account.
The Bad: All the pics of Kim’s growing stomach.
The Good: Kanye grabbing the mic and interrupting himself during shows…
The Bad: …to profess his love for Kim.
The Good: The Kanye West kids and babies fashion line.
The Bad: The Kanye West kids and babies fashion line.
The Good: A distraction from Jessica Simpson’s 5-year-long pregnancy.
The Bad: That distraction is Kim Kardashian and her pregnancy cravings.
The Good: The Mayans got the date wrong.
The Bad: It turns out it’s Kim’s due date.
Here’s to the next 9 months!